Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2019
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Conga Line Piss Train

When you decide to use the bathroom but all of your friends also decide they need the bathroom at the same time.

Can also be applied to classmates, colleagues, etc.
"Hey, I'm gonna use the bathroom a sec be right back"

"Yeah, me too"

"I do as well."
"Is this just gonna be Conga Line Piss Train?"
by SimplyKK March 12, 2021
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
by NinjaShark November 08, 2010
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the 6 am elevated train

A reference to The Game. "The 6 AM Elevated Train", where "6 AM E" seemingly spells out "GAME" when handwritten.
-I took the 6 AM Elevated Train to London.
-$^@# you, man!
by Adam J... March 23, 2008
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ride the train to pound town

to have sex with
I may not have found a girlfriend, but I'd at least like to ride the train to pound town with someone.
by Plasmaguy March 27, 2015
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Hop off the freight train

*Girl jumps on boyfriend ready for sex*
Boyfriend: “Ughhhh hop off the freight train
by The_OG_freight_trainer March 06, 2020
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