Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021


A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.
by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
