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Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.
Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it
by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
mugGet the Mackeral Mikemug.

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike
Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021
mugGet the White Mikemug.

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.
Mike is dyspraxic but cool
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.
Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.
by balandey April 8, 2025
mugGet the Mikelismug.

Miking

To down a bottle of rum before fucking
Jo was miking so you know her going on her tonight.
by Miller96 September 24, 2020
mugGet the Mikingmug.

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1
They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
by Envitish May 5, 2022
mugGet the They gonna find me not breathing like they found mikemug.

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