Some fat fucking retard that can’t get up off his ass and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He probably kisses other guys too
by Fortnite Gamer 69 July 16, 2021
Get the Loganmug. seems to good to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut
by asm August 16, 2017
Get the loganmug. A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
Get the Logans roadhousemug. A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 9, 2017
Get the Logan greenmug. Very caring person who puts others before themselve. They can be a good boyfriend or friend,if you find a Logan keep them
by High mf November 23, 2021
Get the Loganmug. 
