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date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.
Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.
by mcLevin September 15, 2010
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dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.
"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."
by ATTT April 18, 2015
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Date Buddy

A close friend you go on dates with because you’ve got similar interests and like spending time with.
I had an amazing time at the art gallery with my date buddy, Garrett, last night!
by Teyana June 24, 2022
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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
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Dating podcast

A podcast format where a host (generally with conservative, right-wing viewpoints) invites a group of women to discuss their opinions and experiences about dating the opposite gender.

In the modern dating world, men, especially men with average looks, and income are finding it more and more difficult to attract a partner of the opposite gender. While women have found it easier and easier to obtain the ideal man they want thanks to dating apps and social media, which inversely makes it harder for average men who usually don't excel with that.

It would be very naive and ignorant to say otherwise. You could say it's a disease of sorts that men suffer from. And no better way to to profit from a disease than by selling the cure, but why sell the cure once, when you can continuously sell a treatment forever.

Which is where these dating podcasts come in. Who acknowledge the reality of these issues, while actively profiting from them and creating a continuous loop of giving poor dating advice, demonizing and antagonizing female guests who obviously only have a surface level understanding and aren't skilled debaters compared to the podcast hosts who have done years of research on the topics they discuss and debate about daily. Which causes these already socially awkward and lost men to become bitter, resentful and even more insufferable and unattractive to the opposite gender. Thus causing them to gravitate towards these podcasts, and well creating the loop.
Dating podcasts acknowledge real problems men face in dating, while also actively profiting from them and further perpetuating those same issues.
by ChickenChad January 13, 2025
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No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December
All month it’s no date December
by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021
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