National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022

a band

This means one hundred dollars

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by hubert222222222222222222222222 August 23, 2021

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Carmel High School Marching Band

Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.

Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."

by cougarprideftw March 21, 2020

Band for Band

Counting out who has more of a thing. Early stages of competition, or prepping for war. Each counts out there possessions for comparison (i.e, a band of hundred dollars bills), in an effort to present themselves as the would be victor and or dissuade further escalations. The count may also bring to awareness the amount of loss an escalated rivalry may cost.

He threatened you? I'll go band for band.

by Gibyourchon January 2, 2025

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023