dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

road cigs

when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not

Yo that kid smokes road cigs

by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019

old town road

Old town road is a song most known by tik tok but it's whatever

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he has horses - old town road

by Nibbagg2 May 2, 2019

savory road

Savory road is the most dangerous street in NE28, if you live here you either are a dealer or grow in your loft.
If you live here you are clearly hard as fuck.

Woah dont mess with him he lives on savory road

by chaza dazza May 11, 2019

road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses

road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road

by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019