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piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.
"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."
by ann oldman November 21, 2024
mugGet the pipedmug.

Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male
Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one
by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020
mugGet the Sleep through the pipemug.

pipe zone

A place where playing the bag pipes is encouraged.
What is that sound? Oh dude its a pipe zone.
by Arby’sLover69 March 9, 2024
mugGet the pipe zonemug.

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
mugGet the Pants pipemug.

Pipe Princess

A person who obsessively cleans their THC equipment.
Stop being such a pipe princess! You are using all of my isopropyl alcohol
by StupidStone5924 March 20, 2023
mugGet the Pipe Princessmug.

Banana piping

When you angle your penis to enter in a curved manor
“ omg! Brad was banana piping the shit out me last night!”
by BananaGod January 10, 2021
mugGet the Banana pipingmug.

Crack Pipe

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 9, 2019
mugGet the Crack Pipemug.

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