Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!

“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024

Piping

Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.

“I always triple glove when giving rectal exams to prisoners because of worries over piping.”

by Mrsmrsmrs December 23, 2021

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

pipe janitor

a person that is a pipe janitor is just plumber

hey its me the pipe janitor boss

by tord the tord the tord the tor February 7, 2022

Piped Blue

When an individual has intercourse from the behind so roughly that their bum turns “blue” referencing the term “black and blue.”

“Girl last night Daquan was crazy, I was fr piped blue.”

by Bruhyoufr October 30, 2020