can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that
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by inquistitormaster stan March 14, 2022
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stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag
Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??
by StagDates December 13, 2017
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alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
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Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.
“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.
by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022
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Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.
"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"
by toeman30 January 21, 2021
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discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13
Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander
by Womansmasher69 July 02, 2023
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 April 07, 2016
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