Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
by HjAa August 11, 2018
Get the Noob cake mug.A player that is bad at a thing is called a noob, the word noob is also toxic. Toxic people use the word noob a lot when they lose, win.
Toxic person : BRO YOU SUCK YOUR A NOOB WHY DID YOU WIN I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!
Person : who asked?
Toxic person : LISTEN HERE YOU NOOB
Person : who asked?
Toxic person : LISTEN HERE YOU NOOB
by Matthew •_• August 27, 2021
Get the Noob mug.by testerman2314 November 2, 2018
Get the ur noob mug.A word that flamingo ends up using a lot, and it also means new in many video games. I don’t know any other definitions lol
by 28 cats September 7, 2020
Get the Noob mug.To demolish some new players or just plain bad players in a video game. To crush their hopes and dreams and win every fight you take. To beat someone so bad they never want to play again. To make that person feel embarrassed on the sticks and have them think why they ever picked them up.
by Crock11 August 22, 2019
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Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.
It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.
If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.
Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.
If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.
Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
Noob language: h1 gys toay we wi11 punch eatother into the fce unil we h4ve no m0re t33th LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by igotitallHANDLED June 24, 2022
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