Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Michael Badra

A pussy that won't hang out with Myranda because he might end up in a cocktail dress

Don't be a Michael Badra today!

by Myra Mac March 5, 2019

Dylan Michael

The coolest little dude of them all. #stmichaelbizzitch

Dylan Michael coulda woulda been that angel but isn't not yet food! #MJ

by Aguysomewherefaraway March 17, 2019

Joseph Michael

A kind hearted guy. Always has the best intentions.

There are 2 types of Joseph Michael

1. The sweet, funny, super sensitive kind who are immature, irresponsible, and don’t take care of themselves yet really care about people they love

2. The always bright and smiley kind who are super respectful, funny, smart, and handsome. Makes you want to never leave their side

I have to choose between 2 Joseph Michaels. I didn’t realize my boyfriend was the first type until after we started dating. I’m in love with a 2nd type.

by HAHAHAHAHAHAnicetry January 11, 2019

Michael Feek

1. Somebody who tells long and uninteresting stories.

2. A person that is boring and sour

Don’t need your life story Feek

Yo can somebody get this Michael Feek outta here?

by Caucontheloose January 14, 2019

Fat Michael

he's fat

fat michael is very fat.

by underratedotter June 12, 2018

michael ellis

The coolest person to ever.

Michael Ellis is the best around.

by Random guy named Michael June 22, 2018