A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 07, 2019
When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
by Not xhxu June 26, 2021
the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said
or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said
used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said
used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich
my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 24, 2016
by CoreyTech February 02, 2018
by pokemonmastermike October 17, 2010
when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 21, 2024