Jake took 2 hits of acid.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.
People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".
Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.
Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.
Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.
People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".
Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.
Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.
Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
Get the Eight Hits Jakemug. a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009
Get the Jake 'pieman' powermug. When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.
Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
Get the Pull the Jake Brakemug. Mac Dre made this name up for Jake Bunio, his very close friend and manager and recording engineer. Jake would record entire tracks in one take. They recorded countless songs including a ton that were never released all in one attempt.
by therealshtonkusher December 1, 2021
Get the One Take Jakemug. The putrid smell you experience as you drive in Ohio specifically in and around Columbus/ Cleveland, Ohio.
"*Coughing violently eyes watering* What The Fuck is that smell bro?" "Bro that's the Jake Paul Miasma, don't breath it in! "
by Mr_RocK April 20, 2022
Get the Jake Paul Miasmamug. by Ur__mom__. July 19, 2020
Get the Asian jake paulmug. Jake Paul: A popular YouTuber that formed a group 'on his own' called Team 10. Currently living in a huge mansion with friends and the team. Brother Logan Paul, also a YouTuber.
by Toxic_Wolf February 3, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug.