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Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"
Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"
by theREALJajob July 29, 2025
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jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...
jacob trevino?

yeah the one whos side hoes are casper and jasper.
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by zion breeze October 3, 2022
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Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.
Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019
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jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word
Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn
by comard lesbian July 14, 2020
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day
Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder
by jacobsoderfanclub November 23, 2021
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Jacob

A very very very very very very very amazing looking guy (pause) is sweaty at warzone and can draw
Some one would walk up to Jacob and say omg omg omg omg your the worlds greatest Jacob
by Juto yukaze September 8, 2021
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