Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

pr0n pipe

A broadband internet connection.

I just downloaded Naughty Office Vol. 75 in two minutes with my gigabit pr0n pipe.

by Son of a Goblin Hooker April 6, 2021

Pipe Cleaner

When he F*cks you so good he bends you like a pipe cleaner

“Bruh I didn’t even know I could bend that way. He bent me like a pipe cleaner”

by Duckingme22 January 9, 2024

Golden Pipe

When two men put the same metal straw in their urethras together and pee

Me and Anthony Leo ran a Golden Pipe yesterday

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

snip the pipe

When a mans cum pipe is snipped and tied to stop semen being released

I went to the doctors today they sure did snip the pipe if you get what I mean

by Twiggy222 May 24, 2014

Pipe

Another word for gun

Ay nigga, you got ur pipe on you?

by Jpain100 January 15, 2023

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011