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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 5, 2013
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Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.
1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede
by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017
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Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.
"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
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Humanity

Metatron : He's in love... with Humanity.
by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017
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Human

Human: Hey you are you a human like me?
No.
by ><(((._.) December 21, 2021
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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