going home

When you tell your friends youre going home but instead end up at wonoo's house

Example
Jane: hey im going home now

by Wonoo July 25, 2017

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Action Mobile Homes

Since 1993. #1 Mobile home/ Manufactured home dealer in the Inland Empire/ Riverside County/ San Gabriel Valley. 4.5 stars on Google.

Husband: Grrrrr, I hate renting! And living in this apartment!

Wife: Me too!

Husband: Who should we call?

Wife: Call Action Mobile Homes.... I saw their homes and its spacious and affordable!

by MROD191 November 23, 2021

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The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by 7568ino February 10, 2024

A home

A home is a place with a gooofy looking cup that has an important message written on it.

«Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message in your home?»

«No, haha. That’s weird!”

“Then it’s not a home.”

by Thelivingdictionaryyesitsme April 6, 2024