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Doing a Rew

when someone is asked a very straight forward question, & the person 'doing a rew' mumbles something irrelevant, often including the word darling, laughs & confuses the inquirer to the point they forgot they asked a question in the first place.

Often caused by smoking a lot of weed and excess amounts off awesome.
you: are you high?
person doing a rew: um well ahh oh darling, you'd love to know, ahh hahaha umm well I'm always high! no I'm joking I've never been high in my life! no joking dear haha *mumbling something you don't understand* haha well *more mumbling* *something irrelevant* *complete bullshit*
you: wut
person doing a rew:hahaha what darling?
you: *walks away confused*
by Popss July 8, 2012
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doing harakiri

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; as to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they can't even find G-d and his eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery in the secular setting no matter how hopeless the situation may seem be. you can always pull the chestnuts out of the fire
by Sexydimma December 8, 2012
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Doing the Waitaki Bridge

Getting in a relationship with a much younger person, usually one not out of school.
Look he's doing the Waitaki Bridge with her, 44 year old male trying to go out with a 17 year old female.

Usually pertaining to a person of predatory behaviour.
by Rat Bite July 28, 2012
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doing a hendrix

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?

person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!
by flamingfretboard October 9, 2012
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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013
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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma June 15, 2013
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Doing a Mattrick

Verb, Fucking up a global company then legging it.
Don mattrick ruined the xbox empire and tried to save it. Doing a mattrick
by Alpackakid July 28, 2013
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