Term used to describe McDonald's french fries. The way you crave them. No other french fry on the planet gives people cravings like Micky D's fries. That's a fact.
Guy at the drivethru: Do you just want a Big Mac or do you just want a Number 1?
Girl at home hungry: Hell yeah I want some Crack Fries with my shit
Girl at home hungry: Hell yeah I want some Crack Fries with my shit
by @MoxieCollins September 2, 2010
Get the Crack Friesmug. ash crack is 'crack' or a joke that is in no way, shape or form the slightest bit funny and makes a man want to cry. Something that is said to be ash crack can be a poor effort of sarcasm or a comment that is intended to be funny but everything falls still and stops breathing, dies a little and commonly tumble weeds roll across scenery. People have been known to have that bad 'ash crack' that they have been put inside tyres and burnt alive (worse case scenario) common punishments include slaps and verbal abuse. 'Ash' can also mean 'dead'
A: 'pass me them turkey twizlers'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)
e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)
e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'
by robbo18 April 17, 2011
Get the ash crackmug. A backpack/bag/duffel/etc. which contains emergency clothing and hygenics, in the event one cannot go home before going to work/school/see the GF/parents etc. after unexpectedly being up all night partying/doing drugs/banging the mistress/etc.
Matt: Yo man, you gotta work in an hour and we been here blowing llello all night. Won't yo ho know you been up all night when yo go home to change?
Pat: Na, I got it all here in my crack pack.
Pat: Na, I got it all here in my crack pack.
by djkevinz February 16, 2008
Get the crack packmug. 
Get the crack-a-lackin'mug. one who prefers the company of the same sex. This is not a person who is a homosexual. They like the same sex but in a non-gay way.
by bigggs May 17, 2006
Get the crack fagmug. by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015
Get the Crack assmug. A nerve crack is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; and ; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.
Mannnn!, I'm having a nerve crack " Cause its very hard to take a decisions , should i or should not , and why?
by ahtikin March 18, 2015
Get the nerve crackmug.