Cohffee

how a old man will say coffee

old man:Can I get some cohffee?
waitress: yes would you like regular or decaf?

old man: regular

by pebble. December 22, 2019

c0ffeexniki

The best person on tiktok

Imagine not being mutuals with c0ffeexniki
Couldn’t be me 🙄🖐

by This is not me July 6, 2021

C0ffeexniki

MY BEST MUTUAL WHO DESERVES TO BE IN HERE

Dumb person: Hey lynette do u know who c0ffeexniki is? Me: yes dumb ass that persons my mutual

by Sagebanana <3 July 6, 2021

c0ffeexniki

A wonderful person who posts tiktoks

And is funny

-Sagebanana

Someone: Idk who c0ffeexniki is

Me: Get the fuck out pls : thx

by Sagebanana <3 July 6, 2021

c0ffeexniki

an amazing person that deserves the world but not an upload schedule👹

i love c0ffeexniki! she never uploads tho😐

by .mymcyt July 6, 2021

kelsey coffey

If you meet a Kelsey Coffey then you instantly know they’re good at fortnite. A Kelsey Coffey most likely works at Starbucks or might even live their.

“who’s that girl that works at Starbucks”
Oh that’s Kelsey Coffey

by lava cheetah May 20, 2018

Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.

James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”

by Notleks_ November 20, 2019