Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

Jackie Book

A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".

A: This is such a great book!
B: What's it about?
A: Oh, you know, its a jackie book

by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012

Coming to the comic book store

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here

Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*

by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.

go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.

by sams2500 December 9, 2023

Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.

"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).

by Achami64 June 21, 2017