jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020

Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day

Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder

by jacobsoderfanclub November 23, 2021

Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere

The man is pulling a Jacob

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world

Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot

by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025

Jacob Cass real

KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people

Uhhhhhhhh
WWE 12 RTWM Guy

Jacob cass real sucks.

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022