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cap a pop in yo ass

A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.
*Bart attacks the vending machine*
Vending machine: Yo, I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!
by Allen Smithee December 18, 2007
mugGet the cap a pop in yo assmug.

dis dick in yo mouth

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.
*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"
by Hidden324 March 27, 2016
mugGet the dis dick in yo mouthmug.

fuck yo couch nigga

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
by dareeza October 1, 2008
mugGet the fuck yo couch niggamug.

peel yo wig back

To cause or inflict bodily harm to another individual and others
"Hoe I'll peel yo wig back if you don't get my money."
by Big Chan March 9, 2009
mugGet the peel yo wig backmug.

bust a cap in yo ass

To put a bullet in your body but not reserved soley for the ass region and usually intended to kill you!
Nigga! If you don't hand over that mote right now I am gonna bust a cap in yo ass!

You better start actin' like a grown ass man or I'm gonna bust a cap in you ass!!!
by shizrok October 29, 2007
mugGet the bust a cap in yo assmug.

Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? July 20, 2008
mugGet the Fuck yo momma's sonmug.

Sippin tea in yo hood

The act of shooting up/committing a drive by in someone's hood/home area
Bitch shut the fuck up before i start sippin tea in yo hood
Shooting up someone's home
by Big-alfie September 17, 2018
mugGet the Sippin tea in yo hoodmug.

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