Wankerteering

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.

Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense

by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.

A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.

by Driver1612 May 22, 2020

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020