Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

novice hood

When a guy is uncircumcised.

Guy 1: I still have my novice hood

Guy 2: cool

by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017

Anthony Hood

Anthony Hood, a kid everyone needs in their life. he is the life of the party and just an overall amazing friend. he never fails to put a smile on ones face even in the dumbest situations. i love anthony hood.

porch monkey ? No its Anthony Hood

by notursaggf February 12, 2022

hood quote

when u in the hood and yo thug brother say something slatty and pushing p

"That’s pushing P the ocky way 😭"

You: That's definitely a hood quote

by Darious Niggalonius La'quay June 22, 2022

Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"

by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

hood wannabe

A person or persons that claims or pretends to be affiliated with a gang or group

You are not a blood or hood! You are just a hood wannabe!

by actfay eakerspay October 23, 2023