Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."
"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014
Get the EBSCO Thumper mug.Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.
by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016
Get the tundra thumper mug.When you eat a McDonald's mcgriddle and take a minim of 3 jager bombs, after you friend hits you in the head with a baseball bat resulting in a co concussion; must finish all food and drink before passing out, otherwise it is only a mc'thumper attempt.
by Tyathan May 30, 2016
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Get the vent thumping mug.Bro, I was banging this girl doggy style last night with such elegance that it had me nut thumpin her so hard she stored my name as thumper in her phone.
by Keeping it real February 15, 2017
Get the nut thumpin mug.Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.
by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017
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