Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 07, 2024
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Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
by batfucker69 October 18, 2023
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Ringing it

When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.
Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!
by Spindoctor78 January 22, 2022
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boom-a-ring

An engagement ring that comes off during a fight and is thrown at the giver but eventually returns to the thrower's finger
they fight so much and she throws that ring at him so many times then they get back together... it's like a boom-a-ring...
by pinkgirl68 May 14, 2009
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Mid ring

Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?

Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.

Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.

Dude 2: Mid Ring...
"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."
by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022
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Cream Ring

A ring you get around your mouth after kissing a girl who just sucked another man off.
I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!
by Dixxie Hippie February 28, 2020
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Ring nudger

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.
I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...
by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016
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