His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably
by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

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by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016

by Mindysindyloe November 16, 2022

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.
"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012
