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Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020
mugGet the Cold Noodlemug.

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodlemug.

Noodles

Dem noodles doe.
by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020
mugGet the noodle manmug.

Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.
Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.
by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.
Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!
by Chakra882 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Noodle Neckmug.

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 2, 2020
mugGet the crispy noodlemug.

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