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noob

A word that people usually use in gaming as an alternative for "a fucking retard"
this noob really cant use this gun
by google resident April 14, 2022
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Noob

Someone who is new to something or lacks skill in the subject.
"Anna is a noob at Soccer."
by SonoTornato June 16, 2016
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Noob

A person who is unskilled in something. Or just a noob.
Asher is such a noob.
by TotallyNotANoob October 5, 2021
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noob

a new player not a skin type or the person that clapped you in arsenal
by potato_power January 25, 2022
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Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.
Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"
by HjAa August 11, 2018
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Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
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