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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.
by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011
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mike

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.
eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?
by stianamileven March 20, 2022
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Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs
im gona go do a mike vick dip
by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025
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Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!
Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.
by balandey October 31, 2022
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Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex
by Movas November 2, 2022
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mike

hot
^^
person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked
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