Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself
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Get the Michael Jacksoning mug.This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
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Eproctophilia.
Eproctophilia.
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“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”
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