The Lord Farquaad

When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.

I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.

Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!

by a_in_pa August 9, 2022

Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

Arch Lord

A man who is especially good at arching their back for another man

Hey man, I walked in on you arching your back for that other man in the church’s food pantry and I think you are a Arch Lord.

by Eiselnator January 16, 2026