Stalagmite Licker

An annoying little degenerate that drinks mineral water.

"Man I love mineral water."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid stalagmite licker."

by Stalagmite Licker August 4, 2023

Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.

Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

cleat licker

Someone who sleeps with Baseball players

Watch out for the cleat lickers lining up.

by ChKinks October 4, 2023

Pussy licker

A female's genital part that has cummed and is being licked by the man during sex.

Mhg~ mommy~ that pussy is so lickable~

*I'm becoming a pussy licker*

by Ihave8vibrators October 11, 2023

Foot Licker

A foot licker is someone who likes to lick feet.

This is seen as a fetish, and is very concerning. A foot licker may like licking dirt off ones foot

“Jim is a foot licker. He tried to lick my toe.”

by LiterallySonicxzanditsceazy October 11, 2023

hoodie licker

(adj) someone who will suck up to a person just because they like both mental attention and physical attention

becky: omg josh i really like the shirt, let me feel it.
josh: stop being such a hoodie licker.

by pinalicka October 14, 2023

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023