July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 12

people born in july are cool, but being born on july 12 is superior

people born on july 12 will grow up to be successful in life!!

Someone: "happy birthday, what day is it today?"
Somebody: "july 12, my birthday?"
Someone: "NO WAY"

by coolest person alive rn June 25, 2022

July 14th

National send a titty pic to your loved one day!

Him: Hey its July 14th, National send a titty pic to your loved one day!

Her: “Sends Titty Pic”

Him: Its also my birthday 😏

Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭

by Bannanaslurpee June 26, 2022

July 2

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

by Billy boob June 29, 2022

July 10

National Toe bean day

National Toe bean day

Example:

Hey yo What day is it today?
Uhh july 10th i think
You know What that means?
No
ITS NATIONAL TOE BEAN DAYYYYYY

by EM__________ June 30, 2022

July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022