by How Mal May 21, 2016
Get the long island troutmug. by Masihiun March 11, 2024
Get the Epstein Islandmug. Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Islandmug. Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication
by 32whiskey January 29, 2023
Get the private island timemug. Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.
by lovelivelongis February 14, 2015
Get the Long Islandmug. A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.
Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
by Anon1115 September 8, 2022
Get the Floating Island (île flottante)mug. A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.
To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.
Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.
Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.
John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?
Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!
The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”
Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.
Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.
Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.
There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?
Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!
The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”
Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.
Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.
Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.
There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
Get the Rock Island Ranglermug.