Holy Hoe

Holy Hoe is your new goddess. Her favorite mantra is "Hoe, don't do it", but actually she's just waiting for you to mess up everything in everyone's lives. In short, she's the goddess of chaos. She loves drama, she is a hater, but we all love her as she is. The Holy Hoe's disciples always ask themselves this question : "Wait, why do I love her that much ?" Also she is super shy and will be a blushing virgin if you only say to her « coucou »

Hey Holy Hoe, do you have gossip ?

by LuciferLordOfHell January 25, 2018

Holy Schnizzle

the Jesus version of saying holy shit

Holy Schnizzle choccy milk is good!

by mhooks January 2, 2017

Holy bozie

1. An expression of amazement

1. Holy bozie, that car almost hit us.

by Moab Savage March 16, 2019

urban dictionary needs some holy water

bleach

Person1: dudeeeee, urban dictionary needs some holy water RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchex gomoku

by jthejthejthej January 13, 2022

THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE

YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY

by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age 17

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age 17

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age 17

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 8, 2024