Gamers

A group of corrupted people thinking that a virtual world is a reality word. Gamers can often drink that ass water juice called “G fuel” which doesn’t do a goddamn thing but make u rip ur hair off instead. People think they are attractive and very friendly but in reality they are insane addicts that are stuck up in there rooms playing on that trash ass console playing whatever the hell that game is

me: OMG your friends where so rude and they never came down stairs to say hi
My friend: Yea there Gamers

by jimmythe3rd December 24, 2021

Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.

Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!

by Mr. Enderman December 26, 2021

Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.

Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.

by Fredman14 December 29, 2021

klombo gamer

A terrible vr content creator because he dont know shi- and he goofy ahh 💀

you know that terrible tiktoker? yeah jellybean. no, jellybean is worse than klombo gamer but he bad

by sillyboi512 March 13, 2022

radical gamer birthday day

A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲

Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by kelsmoldybasketball March 14, 2022

Gamer

tykke fede gamer tabere der bor i deres mors kælder og har intet liv fordi de er kæmpe virgins.

Cc: Har nogle sinde set en rigtig kvinde.
Gamer: Nej jeg kan godt lide at være en kæmpe fed taber nørde virgin.

by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

gamer

an epic human being with an unquellable desire to find out why the game hates him so much and keeps lagging making him die, which is 100% not a skill issue that would be UNTHINKABLE! Also a tip if you meet a league player avoid at all costs they will consume you with their horrid smell.

Sam: look at me im a gamer

everyone else in the room: fuck off!!

by a urban dictionary submitter March 24, 2022