toxic friend

A friend or acqaintance who consistently starts drama and likes to compete with other friends or acquaintances. They like to be competitive, do not listen to much of anything that someone they know says to them. They like to brag about things someone else may not have and loves to one-up people.
If you repeatedly get emotionally hurt by your friend, you should make sure they're not a toxic friend.
by Padrame May 20, 2019
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sidewalk friend

A sidewalk friend is the one in a group who automatically moves behind on a narrow sidewalk, assuming the least value in themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who’s that behind you?
Person 2: Huh? Oh, her? She’s nobody, just my sidewalk friend.
by BossBitchAvery August 22, 2021
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friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
by UrbanGamer February 09, 2010
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Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
by Hskfok July 19, 2018
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Friend me

A request to friend someone on Facebook.
Hi my names John, friend me!
by íman hombres December 01, 2010
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Like Friend

n.) a person that only likes your comments or posts, but will not have anything else to do with you ... i.e. chat call or meet in person

v.) the act of like friending someone
Shelly never really talks to me she is just a like friend.
by celticclan August 28, 2017
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Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.
"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"
by Ryan_Mcsexypants August 21, 2015
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