Skip to main content

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
mugGet the Michael Carey mug.

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
mugGet the Michael Carey mug.

Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
mugGet the Mariah Carey mug.

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.
I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...
by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Carl mug.

HIGH CALYPSO

Well , this is when I am using my A T & T phone.

It seems to be a mind read by my PURSE SNATCHER to support A T & T in this trying time.

Put your ear to HENRY JOHN DEUTSCHENDIRF JR.B(JOHN DENVER).
When I posted a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY for review I got HIGH CALYPSO on my CALYPSO A T & T phone when the definition was posted officially.

In this METROpolitan area I got HIGH CALYPSO when even the PURSE SNATCHER would not be malicious and A T & T after MUHAMMED FAHD bribed some workers to unlock phones illegally as tomorrow I am taking them up on their offer and A T & T will be highly delighted as other cellphone companies for the most part came from the A T &, T big mistake breakup in 1980.

This will fill up your senses when you hear the PURSE SNATCHER listen to I'M SORRY and HIGH CALYPSO in behalf of URBAN DICTIONARY and especially YOU TUBE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021
mugGet the HIGH CALYPSO mug.

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021
mugGet the Mariah Carey mug.

Hot Carl

Receiving a blow job while taking a hot, steamy dump.
Anyone who truly loves you would relish the opportunity to give you a hot Carl.
The hot Carl is the ultimate act of saying, "I love you".
by Elove knows October 12, 2021
mugGet the Hot Carl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email