Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

by kitkat132 May 10, 2021

Bacon Strip

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.

Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.

by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

Bacon

Prison slang for a sex offender

The "Bacon Wing" also known as the "43's protection wing"where they segregate the sex offenders ,nonces and rapists ,so they don't get attacked by the normal prison population.

by MackerelMan December 24, 2023

Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013