anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

Anal Loving

An anal Loving is when a man takes it in the ass by another man, also it’s when Lt. Corbis says fandoms are garbage.

Man, Jimmy and I took an anal Loving last night. It was sweet and tasty 😋.

by YoItzYeBoi February 27, 2018

anal salute

The goodbye shit on your dick you get while finishing up anal sex.

Damn, she was a freak, she gave me an anal salute last night.

by scalydick July 10, 2016

Anal rail

It's when your going so hard and fast in the ass you need to lay down tracks for accuracy.

"Man, I was with my boyfriend the other day, he had to lay down the ol' anal rail he was going so crazy."

by Billybaf November 22, 2016

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009