the anal punisher

The sex act in which ones thumb is fully penetrated into your partners anus, and the rest of your hand grips the ass cheek.

Honey, my ass is so tight! Could you please do the anal punisher?

by anal theif April 01, 2015

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 03, 2018

anal squirt

When two people are having sex and clear liquid from your pussy squirts out

Girl: I love it when you make me have an anal squirt

by Jdjdhdjsjja September 03, 2019

Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.

Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.

by Mao76 July 16, 2010

anal finger

I finger that spends most of its time in your anal or someone else's

this is my anal finger

by gabekrispy23 June 20, 2014

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 13, 2013

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 04, 2009