Pocket Magic

To rub one out in school through your pocket

Bout to do some pocket magic

by NormalDude420 September 11, 2022

magic man

mr litty witty who is a magical donkey goat

that donkey goat is so magic man

by godlygrasseater May 19, 2022

Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.

Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Magic hour

A period of time where dirtball does nothing and wins at warzone

Let’s get another magic hour victory

by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.

Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"

by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021