Check your melanin

Something heard only in League of Legends lobbies. We don't know exactly what it means, but it sounds like it goes hard for an insult. Something to do with the pigment of your skin.

player 1: "bro y'all are ass just runnin it down giving them free pentas"
player 2: "stfu check your melanin kid"

by binguofudachillin June 11, 2023

National Twerk On Your Man Day

You have to twerk on your man every June 12th

It's June 12th! You gotta twerk on me for National Twerk On Your Man Day

by nigga419434 June 11, 2023

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

Your little cousin

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits

Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later

by I eat gerbils and slow cook co June 12, 2023

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023