Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

well done shit

Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.

“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”

by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024

You think you the shit

if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'

Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.

Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-

by king himothy June 4, 2024

lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster

ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco

by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024

Blows shits

When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you

We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.

by Battered man June 5, 2024

Shit-Whip

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England

Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.

by jwalk207 June 6, 2024

Dead shit

Dead shit is another way of saying dead serious popularized by Vidalia Ga born Kansas residing Brvkwall k8t0. Most commonly used by kansanites around 2024 but k8t0 is the one who coined the phrase.

Dude 1: Bro are you serious about going to the function tonight? It’s gonna be hella opps there.

Dude 2: man I’m dead shit bro. I’m going i don’t care who out there.

by Lilblack June 7, 2024