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Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts
by Andy1986. January 3, 2026
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Shit from a Butt

What was, what is, & what will be.
It’s all Shit from a Butt.
by Schnazzle G January 5, 2026
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Shit Gets Shittier

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(
by JoeDucking January 6, 2026
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Croc of Shit

A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.
The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.
by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026
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Jesus Shit

After defecating, when one goes to wipe with toilet paper and discovers there is no feces to clean. Of all his numerous amazing feats & miracles, we can assume wipe-less bathroom sessions was among them. This act can also be called a "Holy Shit".
Wow, I just took the most amazing "Jesus Shit". What a way to start the day!
by MLS17 January 15, 2026
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Shit cunt

by Big dick back in town November 23, 2021
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I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021
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