shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader February 12, 2012
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shit-spammer

One who creates or exudes some type of bowel movement from their body with alarming frequency. This bowel movent can be of the airy type or of the solid type with different textures or consistencies.
Jesus, you should have heard Andrew today after he ate that chili! He was a regular SHIT-SPAMMER.
by hangus77 February 29, 2008
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shit talka

shit talkas
hey your a shit talka no im not?!!
by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023
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Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.
1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.
by amonamillion November 13, 2023
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shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.
kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!
by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019
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open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.
Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”
by Albertito200 February 18, 2025
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