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Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week
Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day
by Bananaboo315 December 10, 2019
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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..
Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions
by anonymous March 11, 2021
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Flip your W

calm down, chill out.

This expression comes from the fact that Wild and Mild are opposites, yet they rhyme, and are only one letter apart, but it is the same letter, only flipped upside down.

If someone is being too wild, you can tell them to "flip their W" which is the same as telling them to be Mild instead.
"Whoa, the cops are coming! Yo, everyone's gotta flip their W's"

"Jim, you're so loud, flip your W."
by fashionyourseatbelt December 23, 2007
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your mom

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO
by shreks big toe September 28, 2022
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Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020
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What's your poison, folks?

used to ask someone what they would like to drink.
The bartender raised an eyebrow at the group and asked with a smirk, "What's your poison, folks? Whiskey, beer, or something more exotic?"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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