dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.

Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.

by OnlyCW July 21, 2022

Double dicking

When you have 2 dicks in your pussy at the same time

Yooo! Madison was double dicking last night I saw it out my window

by Asshole dicking March 21, 2019

Rice Dick

Slang term for a small Asian penis.

Chang unfortunately fit the stereotype about Asian men having rice dicks.

by DubUEmAEf December 3, 2025

Dick

•A mans holy grail
•A mans weapon
•A woman counsellor

(Last but not least)

•A Pinnochio that doesn’t lie

•The guy used his dick to fight off the ninjas!
•I saw a man naked with his dick hanging out , trust me he wasn’t lying.
•Vikkstar123 uses it against kids

by mrepicyoyo789 July 23, 2019

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

Gwisp

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

by NotGwisp September 17, 2022

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

poopy dick rim hitter

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"

by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022